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Phrases & SayingsWork, bush and rural life

we're not here to fuck spiders

Also: not here to fuck spiders

We are here to act, not waste time.

In a sentence

Righto, we’re not here to fuck spiders — let’s get started.

Where it came from

A deliberately crude Australian call to stop wasting time and get on with the task. Its precise origin is uncertain, and the available record is much newer than some oral claims suggest.

First recorded
early 21st century
Initial era
2000–today
Where used
Australia-wide

Sources